no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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