their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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