If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
