you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
He shit in the fireplace
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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