I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize