I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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