Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Damn victory sex feels great
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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