i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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