There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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