Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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