When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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