have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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