plz talk dirty to me
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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