But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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