wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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