What did we do last night that was yellow?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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