love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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