At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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