I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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