what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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