Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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