i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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