Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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