Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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