I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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