Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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