He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
COCAINE IS GR8
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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