I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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