'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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