Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Two words: nipple clamps
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