I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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