his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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