I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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