this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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