This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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