PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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