i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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