I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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