youre lurking in front of me
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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