Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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