This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
ttyl tear gas
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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