Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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