Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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