can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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