Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
try to milk me bitch
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