Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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