I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize
