Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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