But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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