so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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