I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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