bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
OPIZZABONMYDICK
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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