The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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