my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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