Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize