Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
someone threw a dead crab at me
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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